It Tastes Like Sadness and Socks

If I could sue because of disappointment with a product, I would sue the company that created Catherine's suckers. The kind labelled Lime Mojito to be exact. After having a lick of this sucker,  it was established that it was absolutely disgusting. As my friends Gabby (the purchaser of the sucker) said "it tastes like sadness and socks with a hint of lime". Doesn't that sound simply scrumptious? The entire table had a taste after this outburst and we all agreed that it was horrible. Combined with everyone elses germs it was a treat to remember. If you have ever smelled a gym sock, imagine that in a taste. . . and then add lime. The worse part of the sucker was that the taste lingered even after I enjoyed my sour watermelon variation. I would sue the company for the creation of this type of sucker. In addition it makes me wonder how on earth it got through flavour testing in the factories. I had a similar experience with gum given to me by Gary Wilson, my school volleyball coach. In retrospect I should never have tasted it because it was Wilson who gave it to my but never the less. The gum was citrus mint. Normally when mint is mixed with a flavour I enjoy it but this was huge disappointment. It tasted like. . . well. . .vomit. I spit it out within two seconds and Wilson proceeded to kill himself laughing while I wiped my tongue off. I will never ever take gum from him again. So if I could sue for horrible products it would be for lime mojito suckers and citrus mint gum.